- Elizabeth Gilbert (via purplebuddhaproject)
Soulmate? More like “slowmate”, you’re running kind of late, man…
I hope u get eaten out while your fav song plays u all deserve that
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm